308 Quotes by Michael Scott

"Guess what? I have flaws. What are they? Oh I donno, I sing in the shower? Sometimes I spend too much time volunteering. Occasionally I'll hit somebody with my car. So sue me-- no, don't sue me. That is opposite the point I'm trying to make."

"On a ten-hour bus ride, or in your hotel room, you have a chance to grow very, very deep and strong with the Lord."

"It is St. Patrick's Day. And here in Scranton, that is a huge deal. It is the closest that the Irish will ever get to Christmas."

"Nothing will be happening most of the time. Multiply that by several cameras with nothing happening, all the time. It's very difficult for any human being to be vigilant."

"They [my characters]speak to me all the time! In fact some of them never shut up!"

"That's Danny. You almost get used to it because he's such a force down low."

"First up, the lost and found has gone missing. It itself, is lost. So please try not to lose anything until we find it."

"In a lot of the areas, it's not like you fly into the big city and take a taxicab to the local church or whatever. They have to trek to the middle of a jungle or across the desert on a camel. There is a fair amount rigorous effort to get where they are going."

"I am both a night owl and an early bird. So I am wise and I have worms."

"I know this middle site is highly sought after. I've had several inquiries about it."