71 Quotes by Michael Thomas Ford

I mean, how do you know if people are good for you or not? It's not like they come with an FDA approved sticker or anything.

There’s not much point to being alive if you don’t do what you can to make life better for someone else, is there?

There’s nothing more complicated – or fragile – than the relationship between parents and their children. It’s like no other relationship there is. And no one tells you how to make it work. Either you find your way or you don’t.

To be fair he is Lord Byron," Jane said. "I don't know many people who haven't slept with him at one time or another." -- Jane Fairfax

So now I'm thinking about it. I'm imagining sitting down with my parents and actually saying, "I'm gay." And you know what? It makes me a little mad. I mean, straight guys don't have to sit their parents down and tell them they like girls.

If your mother likes your drawing of a duck and hangs it on the refrigerator, that doesn’t mean it’s good.”“Snob,” Sam said.

It’s a really crappy feeling to realise that your entire outlook on life can be controlled by some little pill.

If they had a pill that would fix every dysfunctional family in the world, don’t you think they’d be selling it?”“I don’t think the world is ready for that kind of happiness.

If I were a girl, I’d be sucking every cock I could get my mouth on,” Will said. “Fuck, I’d take on the whole football team at one time.”Burke ran his hand through Will’s hair. “Careful,” he said. “You don’t want to get a reputation as a bad girl. No one will marry you, then.