140 Quotes by Michael Waltrip

I liked unique setups. Like when we started coil-binding springs or running soft springs, those things really felt good to me.

I've always loved comedy.

You know, it's funny: Over my career, I didn't win as much as I hoped, but I can look like Flavor Flav if I want to put on all my rings that I've won for different reasons.

No matter what town we went to, if there was a comedian playing, I'd go watch.

I love the sport, I love getting other drivers' helmets and collecting some of the things that are special to me.

If you look up the definition of stand-up comedy, it's funny on purpose. A little bit of pressure there. It's basically acting. You're telling stories and acting them out for people. The more you make it seem real, really a person doing it, then it seems to me the better it works.

It takes a good car for anybody to be good, but it takes a good car and a special driver to achieve greatness.

Dale was just trying to get third. Maybe he was thinking that he could get a run on everyone coming out of Turn 4. But the race was over. Junior and I had pulled away, so there was no need to block. That always hurt me when people said he was blocking for me, because it almost felt like it was my fault that he died. But I don't think that anymore.

There's a Bible verse that says if you believe, you will be in the presence of the Lord in the blink of an eye. And I know Dale was a believer, and that means that he saw his son and his friend going to win the Daytona 500, and he was in heaven all within the blink of an eye.