41 Quotes by Michaela Watkins

Because I do mostly comedy, I'm usually working with friends, and it's usually a ball.

I don't come from a Hollywood family. I don't have Hollywood friends. I didn't have any connections.

I'm happy because I was proud of what I did at 'SNL.' It's the only time probably in my life that I didn't have any regrets. I worked really hard. I played really nice. I threw myself into it. I committed. Beyond that, what else could I have done?

I'd love to do a Marvel movie.

I loved the movie 'Dangerous Liasons' with John Malkovich.

Evvverrrrybody wants to know what it's like working with Jennifer Lopez.

When my parents were divorced in the late '70s, early '80s, the climate was that you should screw over your ex as much as possible - get the worst lawyer in the world, all that. That's not what people are out to do anymore. It feels cruddy to try and destroy each other just because you're breaking up.

I love working so much. For me, working equals happiness.

I am just scared to death of online dating.