48 Quotes by Michel Templet

Quite possibly the only infinite power in the universe may be the human capacity for self-deception.

The universe seems to be a lot like a car or a computer, in that it's designed to be user-friendly, which doesn't necessarily require the user to have a clue what's going on under the hood.

Jersey Shore has killed more brain cells than alcohol, cocaine, and meth combined.

Obama's plan for "change": Let's do everything Bush did, only with more suck! Because it just didn't suck badly enough the first time!

General assumptions often lead to erroneous conclusions, but one cannot go far wrong in always assuming that whatever one's government is saying is a lie.

To speak only one language is to do yourself a great injustice.

I think we can all agree that the official language of the United States should be Latin.

The United States has never done away with slavery; we just stopped calling it such. These days, we call it free-market capitalism.

Always remember, if you have been diagnosed with PTSD, it is not a sign of weakness; rather, it is proof of your strength, because you have survived!