126 Quotes by Mick Foley

I would rather hurt a man...than love a woman.

On the 8th day, God created Mankind. Why was he having such a bad day? Why did he create all of you normal... but forget so many important parts of me?

If God built me a ladder to heaven, I would climb it and elbow drop the world

I can’t jump high, so I jump from high places.

If God built me a ladder to heaven, I would climb it and elbow drop the world.

Yeah, that’s a good point.

Look! I can’t even wear glasses because my ear is missing. I’m hardcore! I’m hardcore!

If the WWF was about talent, Taka Michinoku would have been WWF champion.

I thought about going to WCW but then I realized I wasn’t old enough.