533 Quotes by Mignon McLaughlin

If I knew what I was so anxious about, I wouldn't be so anxious.

The neurotic has perfect vision in one eye, but he cannot remember which.

Anything you lose automatically doubles in value.

A productive marriage requires falling in enjoy numerous occasions, usually with the identical man or woman.

Naturally, the neurotic wants you to love him twice as much, for he's going to cut it in half anyway.

If you are brave too often, people will come to expect it of you.

All love is probationary, a fact which frightens women and exhilarates men.

It's terrifying to see someone inside of whom a vital spring seems to have been broken. It's particularly terrifying to see him in your mirror.

Neurotics are always looking for something new to overdo.