533 Quotes by Mignon McLaughlin

Women are good listeners, but it's a waste of time telling your troubles to a man unless there's something specific you want him to do.

God doesn't measure His bounty, but oh how we do!

The first-rate mind is always curious, compassionate, original, and pessimistic.

Your children tell you casually years later what it would have killed you with worry to know at the time.

A good executive is one who makes people contentedly settle for less than they meant to get, in return for more than they meant to give.

Women gather together to wear silly hats, eat dainty food, and forget how unresponsive their husbands are. Men gather to talk sports, eat heavy food, and forget how demanding their wives are. Only where children gather is there any real chance of fun.

If the pain wanders, do not waste your time with doctors.

We often pray to be better, when in truth we only want to feel better.

We cough because we can't help it, but others do it on purpose.