533 Quotes by Mignon McLaughlin

The know-nothings are, unfortunately, seldom the do-nothings.

Neurotics would like to sleep all the time, and to be awakened only when there is good news.

Few women care what a man looks like, and a good thing too.

A first-rate marriage is like a first-rate hotel: expensive, but worth it.

Neurotic quarrels always have the same theme-song: Hate me and get it over with.

Being neurotic is like shooting fish in a barrel, and missing them.

Men feel that women somehow drag them down, and women feel that way about men. It's possible that both are right.

We are like people with short-term leases on summer cottages; we can never seem to make our provisions come out even with our stay.

An artist usually has no friends except other artists, and usually they do not like his work.