11 Quotes by Mike Bianchi

OK, then, let me inform Magic fans right now that the next NBA draft is scheduled for June 27, 2006.

I don't know about you, but for $45 million, I'd dress up in a pink teddy, feather boa and high heels if that's what Stern wanted.

What is Monday the day the recycle bins are picked up at Isleworth?

Did anybody notice that the NCAA made the ridiculous ruling banning American Indian mascots from its headquarters in INDIANapolis, INDIANa? ... Just wondering.

Does anybody else find it absolutely hilarious that a football coach is complaining about being lied to during the recruiting process? That's like the pig telling the skunk he has body odor.

Are you kidding me? Tiger Woods leaves the PGA Championship on Sunday night to go home even though he was the leader in the clubhouse and eligible for a potential playoff the following morning? What is Monday the day the recycle bins are picked up at Isleworth?

Sadly, Sheryl Crow and Lance Armstrong have split up. I guess she got tired of riding on the handlebars every time they went on a date.

saw the perpetrator running away from the crime scene and yelled out, 'Stop or I'll shoot a free throw!'

This is the 'Monday Night Football' for college. All eyes are on this.