133 Quotes by Mike Gallagher

"If you asked a team of expert psychologists and sociological researchers to come up with a design that was sure to infuriate and offend liberals in America, they'd probably come up with what we call the Great Seal."

"Football: War with cleats and pads."

"'E pluribus unum' is perhaps the most obnoxious motto the Founders could have come up with, as far as liberals are concerned. They don't mind the e pluribus part - they love to note the things that divide and separate us. But they positively despise the unum part."

"Arlen Specter is a scoundrel."

"Success: When you make more money than the rest of us, it hurts our feelings."

"I've made mistakes, usually when I felt backed against a wall or faced enormous pressure. I'm human and flawed."

"We know how to take care of one another without whining and accusing and belly-aching."

"The belief that government must be the ultimate nanny to our children is one of the fundamental philosophical disagreements between the Right and Left."

"Liberals don't think parents can be left to their own devices when it comes to raising our children."

"The arrogance of the Left always fascinates me."