141 Quotes by Mike Myers

I’m bigger than you! I’m higher on the food chain – get in my belly!

I play the ukulele. I have a great group of friends, and we do things like have battles of the bands – me sometimes on ukulele, but mostly on drums.

Having a kid is like falling in love for the first time when you’re 12, but every day.

While it is nice to be discovered, it’s much better to discover yourself.

In fact, NASA doesn’t use the F-word; instead, they call failure “early attempts at success.

It’s hard to be super full of yourself in Canada. If there was a motto of Canada, it would be, “Who do you think you are, eh?”

Comedy and sausages are the two things that if you know how they’re made they affect the appetite.

Canada is a country of ingredients without a cuisine; we’re a country with musicians without an indigenous instrument; Toronto’s a city that doesn’t even have a dish named after it.

And I love Mel Brooks. My Dad loved his movies, too, they’re awesome, the kind of thing that if you’re in for ten minutes, you’re in for two hours.