114 Quotes by Mike Rowe

If they are, they're in the wrong business.

FYI, the Honey Truck driver, a great guy named Les, used to be a psychiatrist. He quit his practice to clean septic tanks for a living.

I won a lot of money for them last year and they probably put twice as much back into it. I think you could win every race and it would be hard to break even. But a person up here, we're in it for the hobby.

When you were with him, you always felt you were in the right place, doing the right things. He enjoyed his life and brought life to the people he met.

We passed, we shared the ball and we were unselfish. I thought that today would have been 'me, me, me.' I'm glad it wasn't. There were a lot of kids passing the ball, being unselfish, which for our program is huge.

Everything here is messy. Like most things, you can keep yourself pretty clean if you try, but the people who are really good at it and really love it are usually up to their arms in it.

It's great. Here, you get to eat your mistakes. Chocolate makes things better, that's why this is so great. It makes life just a little bit better for just about everybody.

The band makes sure that nobody has more fun than we do. We have lots of fun. I'm not kidding. You stick a microphone in front of us, and we just have a ball.

I'm a B-list celebrity trying to give it an honest look. They see me do actual work. ... I try to be the viewer with a microphone.