57 Quotes by Mike Royko

If the regular pay was important to him, the opportunity to learn was of even greater long-range significance.

It’s no coincidence that female interest in the sport of baseball has increased greatly since the ballplayers swapped those wonderful old-time baggy flannel uniforms for leotards.

It's been my policy to view the Internet not as an 'information highway', but as an electronic asylum filled with babbling loonies.