14 Quotes by Mike Scully

The only guest star I really wanted to get but didn't was Bruce Springsteen.

When you do a film as unique and original as 'Napoleon Dynamite,' it's hard then try to repeat what audiences loved the first time.

I did hidden-camera shows. I've been around the block a few times.

I did a show called 'What A Country,' with Yakov Smirnoff and Don Knotts. I used to write jokes for Yakov's stand-up act.

I was born in Springfield and raised in West Springfield. My father ran a dry cleaning business and was a salesman.

I remember, when I saw the first 'Austin Powers' movie, I was blown away by how fun and original it was.

I was very active in the Parks and Recreation department. I recall a lot of the things we had to do, from the trips for the department to organizing a Little League, those sorts of things.

I think if you're not offending somebody somewhere, then your show is probably just very bland and boring.

Five years is a good run for a sitcom; seven is good, but usually, it's a couple years of staying past your welcome.