26 Quotes by Mike Shannon

There's a woman protecting herself from the sun with a carousel.

Warming up for the Brewers is that lefthander they got from the Mets, Bill Pulitzer.

Don't bite off your head to spite your nose.

Everybody in St. Louis, every kid in St. Louis, wanted to be Stan Musial. He was the best.

Sometimes when you feel the urge, you've just gotta go.

Things are not always as they appear to be as.

The right-hander is throwing up in the bullpen.

I've heard it said that if you know English, Spanish, Italian, and I think it's French, you can go just about anywhere in this world...except for China where they have all those derelicts.

Whenever I think of Milwaukee, I think of the American League. Hmm, Boston, Atlanta, weren't they the Browns, too?