534 Quotes by Mike Tyson

I’m just like you. I enjoy the forbidden fruits in life, too.

People love you when you’re successful, but if you’re not, who really cares about you?

I tried to stay away from King. You can’t do it. It’s like staying away from taxes. Sooner or later, he’ll get you.

I don’t understand why people would want to get rid of pigeons. They don’t bother no one.

I’m not a good-looking guy. I don’t care if my nose gets mashed.

The most important thing in the world for show business, really, you know everything’s a high-tech business, but what people want now is what they can’t get – exclusivity.

I’m not Mother Teresa, but I’m not Charles Manson, either.

You have to be a friend to yourself. You know, ’cause if you’re not a friend to yourself, you’re an enemy to yourself and if someone’s a friend of everybody they are an enemy to themselves.

I don’t want to be grotesque, but when you’re 330 pounds, it’s hard to wipe your ass. You know?