20 Quotes by Mimi Pond

What do women want? Shoes.

Even if you’re fat, one thing always fits: shoes.

Show me a woman with a subscription to a bridal magazine and I’ll show you someone who doesn’t even have a boyfriend.

Planning your own coming-of-age experience may wither you prematurely, but just think of it this way: If you can get through this, childbirth should be a breeze.

Walking in high heels should be made an Olympic sport.

What becomes of the broken-hearted? They buy shoes.

Being popular is important. Otherwise people might not like you.

People have an annoying tendency to compare shoe prices with the cost of other things. They might say, ‘Wow – those shoes cost as much as a sofa!’ Well, this may be true, but the comparison is so silly. After all, you can’t wear a sofa.

The woman who steals your boyfriend has the ugliest shoes on earth. Truly hideous. You wouldn’t be caught dead in them.