20 Quotes by Mimi Pond

Aren’t liars just storytellers who hate themselves?

It is tempting to think of your husband-to-be as just another bridal accessory. It may be easier for him to play along with this too. After all, you don’t expect your shoes or your beaded bag to help you make decisions.

How to Tell If Shoes Fit: Walking around the shoe store is not going to tell you any more than test-driving a car around a showroom. And those little mirrors? That’s so you can tell how your cat is going to like your shoes. The real way to tell how shoes fit is how badly you want them.

Buying shoes is the highest form of shopping.

Plastic shoes are to the shoe world what fast food is to fine cuisine.

Remember when you were eleven years old and you thought how great it would be to get your period? And then you got it? That’s what planning a wedding is like.

I wasn’t invited to be on staff at the Simpsons because they didn’t want any women on staff at the time.

In LA, it’s the law that you must be engaged in writing a screenplay with your hairdresser, pool boy, personal trainer, life coach, dog walker, or yoga instructor.

How to Tell a Good Pair of Shoes: Do you like them? Then they’re good shoes.