552 Quotes by Mindy Kaling

The overlap in the Venn diagram of things that men hate for women to wear and the things that I love to wear, it's almost a full overlap on the Venn diagram, which is unfortunate for me.

I'm not into red carpet looks where it's clear the woman wanted to look like a pretty, pretty princess.

I have such a rich fantasy life, I can't help it. I do make up a lot of romantic stories in my head.

There's the psychotic ambitious side of myself that wants a fashion line and my own network and be like a combination of Oprah and Gwen Stefani. And have a perfume. Definitely a perfume.

Your fear that your parents will actually kill you for dropping out of college is something that I think a lot of children of immigrants would maybe relate to.

I think as humans, no one remembers their successes, everyone just remembers their failures.

There are many teenage vampire books you could have purchased instead. I'm grateful you made this choice.

People who are good at stand-up, they sort of seem to have to do it. Something within them makes them have to go on the road.

[Being role model ]is good for me mentally, selfishly, and it's also nice to try to do that for, especially, younger women. I mean, it's scary as hell. ... I worry about it, but I think it's a good thing to try to do.