552 Quotes by Mindy Kaling

If I can muster up any allure in my life, at this stage, I wouldn't mind doing that.

People seem to be having these awesome sex lives and I'm just trying to find a life partner to go apple picking with. What's wrong with me?

I think women in general like men that don't give them the thing that we want. We want a chase.

I think that when you're 5'4" and 150 pounds and you love to chat and you have a blog about shopping, trying to maintain a tiny bit of mystery where you possibly can is not a bad thing.

I have a personality defect where I REFUSE to see myself as an underdog.

When I was twenty-five, I went on exactly four dates with a much older guy whom I'll call Peter Parker. I'm calling him Peter Parker because the actual guy's name was also alliterative, and because, well, it's my book and I'll name a guy I dated after Spider-Man's alter ego if I want to.

I feel the same way about clothes as I do about food. I want everything,

I'm so much more confident and sexy at thirty-eight than I ever was when I was eighteen or twenty-four...

Running is a quick trigger for a good mood. The great thing about endorphins, you don't have to be in great shape to get them.