552 Quotes by Mindy Kaling

True love is singing karaoke ‘under pressure’ and letting the other person sing the Freddie Mercury part.

There Has Ceased to Be a Difference Between My Awake Clothes and My Asleep Clothes.

Running is a quick trigger for a good mood. The great thing about endorphins, you don’t have to be in great shape to get them.

I’m the kind of person who would rather get my hopes up really high and watch them get dashed to pieces than wisely keep my expectations at bay and hope they are exceeded. This quality has made me a needy and theatrical friend, but has given me a spectacularly dramatic emotional life.

I want a schedule-keeping, waking-up-early, wallet-carrying, picture-hanging man. I don’t care if he takes prescription drugs for cholesterol or hair loss.

When people call me either a girl crush or their best friend, like, the best friend they want, that’s, to me, the best compliment anyone could ever give me.

My mom always used to say, “You can’t say I love you before you can say I.” And I think that sort of makes sense.

People don’t want to listen to a celebrity tweeting about their charities and shows. That’s why comedy writers do well – we put out little funny ideas.

I would say that my mother is the single biggest role model in my life, but that term doesn’t seem to encompass enough when I use it about her. She was the love of my life.