359 Quotes by Mira Grant

Running around in the grass near an unsecured structure and a bunch of trees is a good way of taking yourself out of the gene pool.

Never steal another reporter’s story; never take the last of another reporter’s ammo; never mess with another reporter’s computer. Those are the rules, unless you work for a tabloid, where they replace “never” with “always”...

Sometimes humanity is the reason we can’t have nice things.

Humanity is an aberration, an affront upon all that is right and true and holy.

The world is out of order. It’s been broken since you came.

Do I think they found mermaids? Yes. Of course I do. And I think the mermaids ate them all.

Know your enemy. That’s what freedom really means.

Dolly Parton was a hero of the Rising, and I dare you to tell any red-blooded American girl who’s ever felt bad about her wardrobe differently,” said Governor Kilburn.

The Atargatis hadn’t found the mermaids through a free and open exchange of ideas. The Atargatis had found the mermaids because the people on the ship were made of meat, and the mermaids had empty stomachs that they wanted to fill. That was how you found things, in the sea. Be delicious. That was all you ever had to do.