359 Quotes by Mira Grant

Hot, short, thorough," I said. I hesitated before adding, "Please." It never pays to insult computers that are smart enough to form sentences. Not when they're in control of the locks, and especially when they have the capacity to boil you in bleach."Absolutely," said the shower.

The truth will make you free, but it won’t make you particularly wealthy.

It's better to go out with a bang and a press release than with a whimper and a secret.

Fuck this. Let's just blow some shit up.

The truth may set you free. It won't fill your fuel tank.

Any good Irwin can make going to the corner store for a candy bar and a Coke lood death defying and suicidal.

I'll challenge senators and kings for the right to know the truth, but far be it from me to challenge a woman in her own kitchen.

Hire new field systems maintainer" was near the top of my to-do list, right under "uncover massive political conspiracy," "avenge Buffy's death," and "don't die.

Besides, killing all the humans will totally trash the cable schedule, and there are some shows I'm really excited to have back on the air.