120 Quotes by Miranda Hart

I have written the only diet book that I believe needs to exist, and here it is: CHAPTER ONE: Eat a bit less. CHAPTER TWO: Move about a bit more. THE END.

I started watching some 'Doctor Who' recently on my own and got too scared. I had to watch it in the daytime - I'm pathetic.

I see myself as a comedian rather than a female comedian. I happen to be a woman, but I am a comedian by trade.

No one likes a show-off, but if parallel parking was an Olympic sport, I would get gold, no probs.

I'm such a comedy fan that I just love laughing and so admire comedians who have brought me joy.

I own nothing of value at all. I spend money on experiences.

My greatest crush was Chandler from 'Friends'. And Goran Ivanisevic.

We are all unique, which makes us beautiful; so never despair, and just chill the hell out about it all.

You need to know that even as life develops in superficially disappointing ways, there is still fun to be had.