31 Quotes by Missy Lyons

Every woman needs a man.

Two blue men the size of football players walking through a store wrapped in Roman gladiator armor was bound to attract attention.

You can’t walk around here half naked in Roman warrior costumes or every woman in a fifty-mile radius will be on you like flies on honey.

Cowboys don’t go around breaking hearts.

There is no better place to heal a broken heart than on the back of a horse.

She could end up on the news if she wasn’t careful, with her face plastered on the back of milk jugs. Missing and too stupid to live.

The sea of reporters on her lawn made Loretta Brooks do a double take.

You call this a chariot?

Synthetic chocolate sounds wrong.