80 Quotes by Mo Rocca

Once I started working for 'The Daily Show,' then real news shows wanted me.

I'm going to try to start a floor fight.

In comparison with a lot of her film acting, it's a lot more lifelike, a lot less stiff.

Honestly we never lied to people about who we were. Usually the wackier interviews came to pass because the interview subjects, aware that we were Comedy Central, just wanted to get their stories out.

George W. Bush and Al Gore are doing foreign-language tv ads. Two men who say very little in English are now saying absolutely nothing in Spanish.

Look, not embracing the 'Today' show is soooo yesterday.

Homemade sweaters are always itchy.

I was way too hyperactive to study for long. I would freak out, then crash, then be too tired to read or write. I really should have had less sugar.

My sophomore year I spent exactly one day on the JV football team. It was the tryout day.