13 Quotes by Moe Howard

We're not nearly as violent as the westerns.

Only fools are positive.

Our genius ain't appreciated around here... let's scram!

I used to stand outside the theater knowing the truant officer was looking for me. I would stand there 'til someone came along and then ask them to buy my ticket.

Shut up and say something.

Every time you think you weaken the nation.

If there's anything I like better than honey and ketchup, it's baloney and whipped cream --- and we haven't got any!

I'll squeeze the cider out of your adam's apple.

Keep laughing. As long as you’re laughing you still have hope.