22 Quotes by Mohammed Hanif
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What are people if not the sum total of their memories?
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Men don't understand. Just remember that. They don't. I mean, they might have a fine understanding of how a carburetor works or how a human brain is wired, but ask them to understand your sadnesson a sunny afternoon and their brain starts doing push-ups.
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He won’t stop the war until you give him the peace prize.
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Men think that the best use of their eyes is to weigh a woman's anatomyOur Lady of Alice Bhatti
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Get some sleep, Secretary General, get some sleep. Revolution can wait till the morning.
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The problem with you khakis is that you have started believing your own nonsense.
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Now she has lived long enough to know that cutting up women is a sport older than cricket but just as popular and equally full of obscure rituals and intricate rules that everyone seems to know except her.
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Mostly people call her 'daughter' or 'sister' and then do exactly what they would do with their own sister and daughter: they treat her like a slave they bought at the clearance sale.
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First love, is like your first heart attack. Chances are that you'll survive it, but you don't outlive it. That first gasp for air is the beginning of the end. You have managed to breath some air in, and you think you are all right. You might think it's a matter of lifestyle, quit this, cut our red meat, walk, run, get a personal trainer, try shitting standing up, but... it'll get get you in the end.
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