22 Quotes by Mohammed Hanif

If something has to be done, one might as well do it when one has a lot of free time.

You want freedom and they give you chicken korma.

The gate, probably built to accommodate an elephant procession, opens slowly and reveals an abandoned city dreamed up by a doomed king.

A professional who didn’t miss his target even in his death. If your boss had half your sense of humour, this Pakiland of yours would be a much livelier place.

Life has taught Alice Bhatti that every little step forward in life is preceded by a ritual humiliation. Every little happiness asks for a down payment. Too many humiliations and a journey that goes in circles means that her face is permanently in the red. She accepts that role. ‘I’ll do my best’.

Now we must put our heads together and suck national security.

It’s futile to predict what love will make of you, but sometimes it brings you things you never knew you wanted.

What’s with books and soldiers? I wonder. The whole bloody army is turning into pansy intellectuals.

Shigri boy lost his marbles in the end but the plane General Zia is about to board has enough VX gas on it to wipe out a village.