31 Quotes by Mojo Nixon

I love you more than the pool hall, but not as much as football.

Dad's going steady with a pig in the barn.

Elvis is everywhere. Elvis is everything. Elvis is everybody. Elvis is still The King.

I can’t understand people calling themselves religious and being hateful. If a preacher is preaching hate, to fear God that’s not religion, that’s not helping humanity, that’s organizing an army to defeat somebody.

She’s vibrator dependent.

National 21 drinking age, huh, what do you think about that? A bunch of malarkey, whatever malarkey is, man, it’s a whole bunch of it.

You only live once, so off with them pants. Hell ain’t for sure, it’s only a chance.

People from outer space they come up to me, they don’t look like Doctor Spock, they don’t look like Klingons, all that Star Trek jive. They look like Elvis.

Debbie Gibson is pregnant with my two headed love child, it’s a big foot baby all covered in fur.