2,446 Quotes by Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Some people are troubled by their mediocrity. Some, by their greatness.

The present is the closest that you will ever get to the future.

The desire to be famous is so common and so intense that genuinely not wanting to be famous is likely to make you famous.

To lose weight, spend time at the gym. To appear like you’ve lost weight, spend time with people who are bigger than you.

Twitter gives people an illusionary sense of leadership.

Crime does not pay … if you get caught.

The difference between a retiring man and a used condom is that the condom isn’t given a golden watch to inspire the illusion that it still matters to whomever that has just used it.

*Forever* is an illusion that human beings promise each other when they are horny, or, trying to appear holy.

Some people aren’t really light-teethed; they’re merely dark-skinned.