2,446 Quotes by Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Life begins with pregnancy. Fuck 40.

With regards to getting laid and getting AIDS: Being interesting can be an interesting guy’s downfall.

More often than not, a C.E.O is merely a puppet whose strings are pulled by a board of directors.

A CEO is a board of directors personified.

The second orgasm has a biblical connotation.

If nature really acknowledged the so-called women’s month, the entire month would have been period-pains-free.

Philosophy is to a thinker … what push-ups are to a model.

Never judge a kid with a kid. For the one that you’re comparing her with might have had an abortion—twice.

A G-string is a permanent self-inflicted wedgie.