317 Quotes by Molly Ivins

It's hard to convince people that you're killing them for their own good.

Americans are not getting screwed by the Republican Party. They're getting screwed by the large corporations that bought and own the Republican Party.

When Michael Jackson, a poor black boy who grew up to be a rich, white woman, married Elvis Presley's daughter the Scientologist. Makes you proud to be an American, dudn't it?

Michael Jackson was a poor black boy who grew up to be a rich white woman

Naturally, when it comes to voting, we in Texas are accustomed to discerning that fine hair’s-breadth worth of difference that makes one hopeless dipstick slightly less awful than the other. But it does raise the question: Why bother?

I still believe in Hope - mostly because there's no such place as Fingers Crossed, Arkansas.

Mostly, Texas women are tough in some very fundamental ways. Not unfeminine, nor necessarily unladylike, just tough!

One thing that corporations do not do is give out money out of the goodness of their hearts.

Think of something to make the ridiculous look ridiculous.