317 Quotes by Molly Ivins

Behind a smoke screen of high-profile female appointees and soothing slogans, George W. Bush is waging war on women.

Next time I tell you someone from Texas should not be president of the United States, please pay attention.

I believe that ignorance is the root of all evil. And that no one knows the truth.

Havin' fun while freedom fightin' must be one of those lunatic Texas traits we get from the water - which is known to have lithium in it - because it goes all the way back to Sam Houston, surely the most lovable, the most human, and the funniest of all the great men this country has ever produced.

Being slightly paranoid is like being slightly pregnant - it tends to get worse.

You can't ignore politics, no matter how much you'd like to.

I never saw anything funnier than Texas politics.

I believe in practicing prudence at least once every two or three years.

The thing is this: You got to have fun while you're fightin' for freedom, 'cause you don't always win.