3 Quotes by Monsieur Loads

They saw me and screamed in terror, not knowing that I was gay and full of rainbows! I let them run for now because soon they would know my story and how nice I really was inside even though I looked like a big scary bear. Maybe they got scared seeing my enormous dong, so I stopped at a clothing store and put on a tuxedo so maybe people would know that I was a class act.

I came to settle in America because the hotdogs are endless here and there is little shame to love a hotdog so much in this country. Entire stadiums of men watching sportsballs and stuffing wieners in their faces, how could Monsieur Loads not love this land of freedom?

Love is love, no matter what the form takes. Even if you’re a guy that looks like a lady, or a lady that looks like a guy, or a bear that has the spirit of a gay man inside of him also his big, veiny, flippy, floppy ding-dong muscle and a super-computer.