13 Quotes by Morrie Ryskind

Money will never make you happy and happy will never make you money.

Say, the next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you, will you?

Money will never make you happy and happy will never make you money. That may be a wise crack, but I doubt it.

The elks live up in the hills and in the spring they come down for their annual convention. It is very interesting to watch them come down to the water hole. And you should see them run when they find that it's only a water hole. What they're looking for is elk-ohole.

Ever since I've met you, I've swept you off my feet.

On this site we're going to build an Eye and Ear Hospital. This is going to be a sight for sore eyes.

Ever since I’ve met you, I’ve swept you off my feet.

Oh! Money, money, money! The Frankenstein monster that destroys souls!

I’ve decided I don’t want to play any more games treating human beings as objects. It’s kind of sordid when you think about it, when you think it over.