13 Quotes by Morrie Ryskind

On this site we’re going to build an Eye and Ear Hospital. This is going to be a sight for sore eyes.

My ancestors came over on the boat. Oh, not the Mayflower, but the boat after that. What did your ancestors come over on, Godfrey?

The elks live up in the hills and in the spring they come down for their annual convention. It is very interesting to watch them come down to the water hole. And you should see them run when they find that it’s only a water hole. What they’re looking for is elk-ohole.

Oh, you have a kitchen! I’m gonna like this place very much.