67 Quotes by Morris Gleitzman

Don’t sit back and wait for God to do it all. Ask for His advice, but be prepared to do the hard yards yourself.

Barney said that everybody deserves to have something good in their life at least once. I have. More than once.

My friend Zelda once said that tears are how we give love a wash, so it doesn’t go mouldy.

See? Memories aren’t happy, they’re sad. Don’t you know anything?

Your mummy and daddy love you very much,’ she’d say. ‘But people can’t fry potatoes after they’re dead.

Potato slices, crispy and fragrant. And toast glistening with what looks like actual creamy butter. And three fried eggs. That’s more eggs than I’ve had on the same plate ever in my life.

There’s a rumour Hitler has killed himself.

He didn’t know the first thing about greed. He thought it was all about money.

Dreams are like stories. We have them for the same reason we have stories.