44 Quotes by Mort Walker

I say, if you believe what you read in the comic strips, then you believe that mice run around with little gold buttons on their red pants and drive cars.

Some people will do schlock or anything, just to get their name on it.

I got my experience drawing for school newspapers. I was drawing editorial cartoons and comic strips as far back as I can remember.

You think back through history, and 40 was an old age at one time. You didn't live past 40. Sixty forget it. Here I am at 80, and I feel alert and energetic. Why would I retire?

You taught me to be nice, so nice that now I am so full of niceness, I have no sense of right and wrong, no outrage, no passion.

When I draw, I rule the world.

It is not true that nice guys finish last. Nice guys are winners before the game even starts.

Life is like a game of chess...there are many moves possible, but each move determines your next move...where you wind up is the sum total of all your past moves...but first you have to make some kind of move.

Seven days without laughter makes one weak.