89 Quotes by Natasha Leggero

If Jesus had known that his image would end up on Justin Bieber’s calf, he would’ve never started Christianity.

Male comics are always coming up to me and they’re like ‘Hey Natasha. Don’t you think you’re a little attractive to be a comedian?’ and I’m like ‘Don’t you think you’re a little ugly to be talking to me?’

I grew up as a child actress, not a child star. I was an actress – big difference.

I was raised Catholic in Rockford, Illinois. But I’m not a practicing Catholic anymore. Oh God, no.

Often when you are starting out in comedy, you will find that people will laugh at the things you didn’t think were funny. It’s important to pay attention also to what people are laughing at when you are just talking in regular conversation. Often that is when you are truly being yourself.

My friends who have babies can’t do anything. You can’t go out at night. Having a baby is like a DUI from the universe.

Justin’s fan are called Beliebers because it’s politically incorrect to use the word retards.

I just went home to Illinois, and I asked my family, ‘Are you guys planning on talking in those accents the whole time I’m home?’ And my mother said, ‘You used to talk like that, too, Tasha.’ And I said, ‘Yes, but you see, I’ve reinvented myself. Do you have any idea who I think I am?’

How are you gonna make an ‘idol’ from the type of person you’re trying to avoid in real life?