110 Quotes by Natasha Lyonne

I'm a movie star. Can I talk to my entertainment lawyer?

Sometimes the things that come out of my mouth are mortifying.

I have a television, but it's not connected to anything. I watch everything on my computer.

I often think my boyfriend is going to leave me just from seeing how I talk to the dog. But you know, when you are talking to your dog, you are accessing this softer side of you. Everything else melts away.

My car is always black. I really struggle with red cars. I don't want to attract too much cop attention.

The person sending ironic text messages has no idea that their voice does not sound so great in text. There's no dry sense of humor in a text. It comes off as a little bit shitty.

Existence itself is disconcerting and disorienting.

I'm a text artist. It's an unsung art form because it's so ahead of its time.

In my experience of living, for a time, in the underbelly of society, I spent a lot of time in various holding cells.