83 Quotes by Neal Brennan

I think anyone can write about anything that they have knowledge of and exposure to.

But my problem was that I did an hour for Comedy Central and nobody seemed to care.

I think the best black screenwriter is Quentin Tarantino.

I do have weird habits when I'm directing, or even think as a director, like when I move a cup, I make sure to put it back in the exact right place.

Why marry myself to an entire album? I don't have to. If I download four songs from somebody on an iTunes sojourn, that's about as good as it gets.

The hardest part of comedy is writing the jokes, and the second-hardest part is telling the jokes. To me, everything else is significantly easier.

Comedy's the only job I say where you wake up and you're like 'Can't do it!'

Here's the thing about standup directing: not that hard. As I said on Twitter one day, or maybe it was Instagram - sorry, I want to keep my platforms straight - it's essentially the same five shots over and over again. Seven if you're ambitious.

It wasn't so much figuring out my voice comedically, because that was always pretty clear. It was more about performing and being a good, watchable performer.