83 Quotes by Neal Brennan

I think I've seen every 'Bill Maher' episode.

Honestly, I've always thought that Charles Barkley is the best guy on TV because he will really tell you what he thinks. But it's all well thought out.

I needed to be more self-determining, and the most self-determining thing you can do in comedy is stand-up.

I think being honest on TV is pretty rare. So if I can be that, I would like to be.

Someone like Bethany Frankel goes from being, like, 'some lady' to a star with arguably as much charisma as anybody else on TV. I personally find that riveting.

I don't think there is 70 good hours of TV in a week.

I think the thing I had going for me is a good pedigree and joke-writing ability. But a good pedigree, for the audience, doesn't matter past the first 90 seconds.

I just realized at a certain point that no matter how much writing I did, I'm still a gym rat for comedy clubs.

Like, I feel like I'm funny, despite the fact that I keep getting rejected by people less funny than me.