83 Quotes by Neal Brennan

People doing rhymes that are nonsense - nothing can make me laugh like that.

Everyone has some secret and some source of pain or sadness and I just said mine first and then everybody went after me. I get it every day in my Instagram direct messages, people thanking me for talking about depression and telling me how it helped them.

The thing about comedians is, we're generally pretty smart. So, if we can be smart and funny, that is the victory.

America doesn't have poor people, they have temporarily embarrassed millionaires: meaning there are people who are poor for now but that's all about to end when 'blank' happens, or when the number comes in, or when the invention takes off.

There were some things I wanted to talk about. I wanted to talk about depression in public, I wanted to talk about being in the shadow of people I've dated and people I worked with publicly.

I don't think people understand what comedy is supposed to do. We will observe things, we will make fun of things.

I love the fact that I can make a podcast in my house and tens of thousands of people will hear it. I also like that it's gotten rid of a lot of gatekeepers.

Whoever is saying the joke is my biggest priority.

I think anything is possible if the jokes are good.