284 Quotes by Ned Vizzini

I’m asking for simplicity, for purity and ease of choice and no pressure. I’m asking for something that no politics is going to provide, something that probably you only get in preschool.

Once the music starts he goes right into the Jimmy-verse, banging against his washboard and letting it all hang out in a piercing falsetto that’s surprisingly on key. The thing is, he doesn’t sing “I Shot the Sheriff.” He sings only one phrase: “How sweet it is!

That’s the number one thing I hear about humans. You have all these choices, so you’re confused all the time, and you think so much that you’re never happy.

Someday someone is going to find this pelvis sexy or I’ll never have children.

It is five in the morning. I have woken up without any alarm. I have woken up because the thoughts are so loud, and none of them mean me well.

I like how you don’t hide your problems like everyone else, and I don’t have to hide mine when I’m around you.

Yeah, and she’s really screwed up, as screwed up as me, but I don’t look at that as an insult. I look at that as a chance to connect.

If there is a next life, I hope it’s in the past; I don’t think the future will be any more handleable. I think it’s a little harsh how the END button is red.

I click END. I think it’s a little harsh how the END button is red.