284 Quotes by Ned Vizzini

At least I’m giving someone an example not to follow.

Forget the midlife crisis,” I say. “It’s all about the sixth-life crisis.

It’s funny how people ask that as soon as they get you on the phone. I think it’s a byproduct of cell phones: people – girls and moms especially – want to nail you down in physical space. The fact is that you could be anywhere on a cell phone and it shouldn’t be important where you are. But it becomes the first thing people ask.

You deserve them because you chose them.

People don’t make good Anchors, though, Craig. They change. The people here are going to change.