284 Quotes by Ned Vizzini

Some days I woke up and got out of bed and brushed my teeth like any normal human being; some days I woke up and lay in bed and looked the ceiling and wondered what the hell the point was of getting out of bed and brushing my teeth like any normal human being.

I can smell the sex on her. I hope she smells the love on me.

I'm still a nobody, when am I not going to be a nobody?

After college, I went through my own shit and decided that all physical suffering in the world couldn't compare to mental anguish. And when I got myself, I decided to help other people.

your relationship with air—that’s key. You can’t break up with air. You’re kind of stuck together. Only slightly less crucial is water. And then food. You can’t be dropping food to hang with someone else. You need to strike up an agreement with it.

I'll fail.""At schoool.""Failing at school is failing at life.

I don't know how I can be so ambitious and so lazy at the same time.I'll tell you how, soldier. It's because you're not ambitious, you're just lazy

Life's not about feeling better; it's about getting the job done

I'm asking for simplicity, for purity and ease of choice and no pressure. I'm asking for Preschool.