176 Quotes by Neil Leckman

Is it possible to be ticket for going too fast during speed dating?

Somebody once told me that I need a reality check, I told them that I'll accept money from any source.

How many boxs of Fruit Loops do you need to smash to be considered a cereal killer?

If I have a pocket full of rainbows am I an optimist, or a guy with wet pants and really large pockets?

I try not to have personal problems, I do that by telling everyone about them!!!

Some people like to push my buttons!!! I just wish they would give them back...

Pharmacy drive-up window:"Could I have your address?""Well, you could, but that would be one hell of a coincidence!!

Sure, ask a question, fire away, but remember, just because we answer doesn't mean we care. We all have our own problems, and mine are down in the cellar kicking up a fuss right now, must not have made the knots tight enough!!!

They kept yelling at me to pay attention during school, since education hasn't panned out for me can I get a refund, or at least a rebate?