176 Quotes by Neil Leckman

Is it worse to double park if you're cross eyed?

Neil LeckmanI had a friend once that told me when we die and get to the pearly gates we are admitted based on our deeds. 1 good deed is a step forward 1 bad deed is two steps back. By the time he's through with you I'm not sure you'll even be able to see the gates!!

My grandson was sitting by a fire in the backyard and said it was getting smaller. I said he was getting bigger and in fact was twenty years old now. He laughed and said, "No I'm not I didn't have any birthdays!!

I am open to all comments, I accept them with humility, or as much as i can muster on short notice.

Empolyee form funWho to contact in an emergency?911

If you die while travelling at the speed of light do you still see the light, or a 'temporarily unavailable' message?

The link to my online art portfolio for a chance to be shown in Brooklyn. https://cheechwizard.see.me/

People do not realize just how much effort it takes to do a half ass job properly. A lot of time is spend in choosing which cheek will do the job best then whether that cheek is available on that day. Odds are 50/50 that half assed will be half of half assed or quarter assed, which doesn't have the same ring to it at all...Mediocrity isn't so easy is it?

My oldest son used to say his stomach had angries when he felt sick. I always pictured an all night fight club for finger foods!!